psych0naut: Unexpected meetings, etc.

psych0naut (

psych0naut) wrote,
@ 2008-04-17 20:35:00

Current location:	London E1
Current mood:	quixotic
Current music:	Monster Magnet - Dead Christmas
Entry tags:	love

Unexpected meetings, etc.

What an eventful week:

Last month, after hours of careful study, I was able to proclaim with a high degree of confidence that I had discovered the most beautiful girl in the world. On Thursday my heart was broken when I learned that she is not interested in pursuing relationships. But we are friends, so I still get to make her laugh on occasion. :)
On Friday morning I discovered that the most beautiful girl in Kaiserslautern is now the most beautiful girl in London. (This superlative was not particularly difficult to attain in the former settlement, a town of 100 000, but it's quite a feat when competing with 8 million Londoners.) We spoke on the phone and now we are looking forward to seeing each other again.
On Friday night I went out with squirmelia, an awesome person of whom, for some inexplicable reason, I am completely and utterly scared to death. (I am apparently not alone in thinking she is a scary person; see the very first sentence of her unofficial fan page.) Miraculously I did not end up dying of fright.
On Saturday, after some considerably exaggerated public moaning and gnashing of teeth about having a broken heart, and also rather paradoxically being mistaken for someone in a polyamorous relationship with ewtikins, I was quite unexpectedly asked out by a lovely girl at battlekitty's birthday party. This has never happened to me before. (Being asked out, that is. I get mistaken for a heartbroken polyamorist all the time.)
On Tuesday, I discovered that the most beautiful girl in Kaliningrad is now the most beautiful girl in St. Petersburg. After some dispute as to whether that title was accurate (she insisted instead that she was merely the "sexiest" girl in St. Petersburg), I received an invitation to visit.

I wish to assure everyone that, appearances to the contrary, I do not normally have so much interaction with such extraordinary and/or beautiful women. Mind you, it is a not-unwelcome anomaly.

sam brown, explodingdog

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	redcountess 2008-04-17 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	It's the hat. Chicks dig the hat. And the ferret :) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	psych0naut 2008-04-17 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Never befriended anyone on account of the hat. The only friend I've met on acount of the ferret is, coincidentally, the most beautiful girl in Kaiserslautern referenced in the above post. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)